BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline wasmissed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps oneverything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success andadvancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cubefarm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that ' s going on.(This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may becake.)
MOUSE POTATO - The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couchpotato.
SITCOMs (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage.) What yuppiesturn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay homewith the kids or start a home business.
STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the cr*p out of anelectronic device to get it to work again.
ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just abovethe rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" areoften profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they weredesigned to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded"administrivia" needless paperwork and processes.
404 - Someone who ' s clueless. From the World Wide Web error message, "404Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.
OH-NO-SECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise thatyou've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all' )
