Just fuckin' perfect

Came home early, fund the cleaning lady smokin in the kitchen, whatever, then she says at one point the lamp went off in the bathroom, there is electricity in the plug, but that ain't working. All right, I found another bulb for it, 500 watts, would send light beam through the wall, but that goddamn lamp ain't workin anymore.
Just fuckin' perfect.
So I got up early to do some paperwork, finished at 8.30 realized that it's posted out, they turn off all waters between 8 and 9. I have time, do some things around the flat, they turned on the tap at 9.02, got in shower at 9.10, my feet was wet when they changed their mind. Turned the PC on to blog, they turned the water back again!
Just fuckin' perfect!